I don't give a fuck about no pilgrim hat,
not when my tomacock is swinging like a baseball bat.
This time a year I make a promise to my women
yea you'll be on your knees but it won't be thanks that you're giving!

Gobble gobble mutha fucka gobble gobble!
Gobble gobble mutha fucka gobble gobble!

Bitch get showin me your taters
and I'll butter em up!
Gonna pour some gravy
on your big ole butt!
Sit down at my table
if you aims ta please.
I don't like my thighs with no cottage cheese!

You pass the peas and I'll pass the bread
so there's an empty
some slut is giving me head.
Appetisers appetizing, stomachs startin to growl.
Get your ho ass to the kids table, you be smellin something foul.

Gobble gobble mutha fucka gobble gobble!
Gobble gobble mutha fucka gobble gobble!

Now I got the meats that got
your moths waterin.
I can stuff you with some stuffin till errbody hear you hollerin.
This the main course here
I'm not fucking around!
Take a ticket, get in line, I'm like a merry go round round round round.

Coming up next its your just desserts...
a face full of whipped cream come on tell me it hurts!
That was great
time to go
come on
your shit's in the hall

But come Christmas time ladies
you can deck my balls.

Gobble gobble mutha fucka gobble gobble!
Gobble gobble mutha fucka gobble gobble!
Gobble gobble mutha fucka gobble gobble!
Gobble gobble mutha fucka gobble gobble!

Fuck you, ya turkeys!

Until The World Is Mine

Hi there, welcome to my web log. Blogs are for cousin kissing kid touchers. The majority of what I will post here will be taken from my email correspondence with Craigslist Posters but fear not, I will also provide you with delicious hip hop smash hits, like Turkey Rap. In fact, I think I'll give it to you right now.